Thursday, January 22, 2009

itouch

I recently helped China in advancing their plot to take over of the U.S. I purchased an itouch. The first thing I noticed about the box that it was in was that stamped on the back there was a tiny China in bold letters. But that's not the point. The point is, it's AMAZING! I never thought I could fall in love with an inanimate object, but I find myself guilty as charged.

Forget that it took almost three hours to sync all of my songs from my computer on to the ipod. There are so many amazing features. As soon as I was on itunes I went to the app store to browse the games they had. Much to my surprise there were a ton of free ones! Who doesn't love free games. Soon everything is going to be free anyway because we'll all owe China enormous debts, and they'll collect by controlling our lives. But not to fear, if you want to join the underground revolution army or URA then just find a way to contact us I can't help you much there. But I digress.

Anyways the thing is so addicting. I can't keep my hands off of it no matter how hard I try. That is to be expected though. I'm sure with time the feeling of newness will be replaced by comfortably. So that's my random tangent. Hope you enjoyed.

2 comments:

Fred said...

its called an "iPod Touch" chump

Wristo said...

Damn chinese.....